Lonely Inc

Rating:	★
Category:	Other

Bryan looked on as I scrolled the pictures in my handphone.

Me: 'This is my face when I shit in the hospital.'

Bryan: 'Erm. Okay.'

Me: 'Here another. This is me shitting at home.'

Bryan: 'Alright.'

Me: 'This is me shitting in Hong kong airport.'

Bryan: 'Right.'

Me: 'This is at Beijing airport. See the grimace? Must have been pretty hardcore.'

Bryan: 'Are there no pictures other than you shitting in your phone?' He took over the phone and scrolled within.

Bryan (disgusted): 'My god. It's all about you taking dumps.'

Me (shrugged): 'I'm a lonely dude.'