Monday 14 January 2008

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我:Eh, 你朋友的那些porn有香港classic的leh.有翁虹,温碧霞,叶子楣leh.

昌:叶子楣?好看meh? 酱难看!

我:不会leh. 好看leh!水leh!

昌:你甚麽人大粒就好看啦!

我:Arthen?

昌:Then宝儿leh? Fucking chio leh.

我:Boa ar? Okay 啦。Let's say Boa 五分。。。

昌:五分!

我:听。Let's say Boa 五分,叶子楣本来两分,but因为她neh大所以加她五分。Then 她就七分了咯。

昌:!!

我:Basic rule - 不管她好不好看,neh大就加五分。

昌:哗fuck咧!

 

11 comments:

  1. LOL. yes yes. i recall that odd conversation we had abt big boobies.

    hehee.thanks for making me laugh on a monday morning.

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  2. actually 我也不知道咧。因为我不会分真的和假的。

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  3. big big boobies all the way! Either a 32C or 34C would do!

    too big ... *yucks* too small .. *=p*

    *sigh* i got a feeling the next ones a "B" .. damn

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  4. sia la... got feeling one some more...

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  5. Wah Lau ! Please Leh ! BoA Is Like Gan Chio Lor.
    To Me It Doesn't Matter Whether She Got Boobs Or Not Liao. The Face Is Already POWERFUL Enough !
    But I'll Consider Face More Than Boobs Lah. See My Multiply All Those I Like One Also Dun Really Have Big Boobs What.

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  6. dua neh neh yo ah yo si beh song ar

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