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Pornstar Unicorns

Gras: Oh my god.

Jin: Yup.

Gras: Holy shit, she did it again.

Jin: I know. I'm here.

Gras: How could she fit that entire thing in her mouth?

Jin: Shut up. Your mum's just next door.

Gras: Can your girlfriend do that? Take it all orally?

Jin: No. Of course not. Nobody in their right mind will do that. It's just in the porn. Reality is very different.

Gras: I have got to meet a pornstar.

Jin: Don't be silly. They ain't real.

Gras: You're shitting me.

Jin: Come on. Everybody knows that. There are nothing such as pornstars. They are mythical, like unicorns or santa claus.

Gras: Kay. So what exactly are we watching right now? How is she doing that?

Jin: Computer special effects.