As I squat and shit...

As I squat and shit, I read extensively. That's probably why I'm so smart. Sometimes I got so carried away reading that I forgot I was half naked. And when I'm half naked and showing belly button, wind will goes through it and cramp my stomach so bad that I have to shit again. Two separate dumps in a single sitting. I do have rock hard abs. Supply me booze and I can live in a cubicle forever.

Anyway during the last sitting, I was reading a dogeared book of The Archies. And it hit me. Archies and gang are biblical or diabolical, which ever way you would call it.





                   

    Archie - Lust                        Betty - Envy



                  

Jughead - Gluttony               Veronica - Pride                                      



                    
           
    Reggie - Greed                             Moose - Wrath                                                                                                



                                    

                           Pop Tate's Soda Shop - Sloth??!



Scooby Doo and frat gang are not in Archies, I just use that picture cause I can't get better cartoon soda shop images. And these two series sure have a shitload of white folks in it.

                                   

                   
                                   P.S: I used to have a crush on Elizabeth 'Betty' Copper.