There was this alien family from the moon. They worked hard their entire lives to pay for a space vacation to Earth. By then when they had saved enough to fly to Earth, Earth is nothing but rubbles of smoke and dirt.
Alien Dad: ‘I can’t believe we've paid so much for this shit. This is exactly like home.’
and then they heard the sound of the ocean..
ReplyDeleteFrustrated,bored and tired,he gave up typing clickety-clack on his keyboard, and exclaimed 'well marriage is a full time job...' to no one in particular and later that day he tried in vain again, to do the impossible - bring the dead back to life...
ReplyDeleteAs he wailed at his (yet another) failure,over a dozen beer bottles, a flurry of words came gushing forth like pearls dropping off of a broken necklace, scattering all over.
Captivated by the stream of imagery, he soon forgot all his troubles, all his full time jobs, and all his failures (real and imagined), and soon he was consumed in his own little cocooned world.
The clickety-clack went on all night.
"they worked ALL their lives to pay for a vacation to Earth" - oi, Raknax, a touch too sadistic?
ReplyDelete"except for gravity" piped in the youngest one, (for the moon's gravity is only 1/6th of Earth's), "too much weighing the earthlings down.." he sighed.
ReplyDeleteI heard that soon rich people will be able to pay to tour moon. they will live to return and say they had visit rubbles and tar.
ReplyDeletewhich in the next hundred of years will Earth turn into anyway.
space tourism is way overrated.
now i feel bad for silver surfer
ReplyDeletei think the whole point of going to the moon is to be able to stare up in the sky and see how beautiful earth is -- don't you watch Futurama?
ReplyDeletemy point exactly, earth will be so polluted and fugly by the time we achieve space tourism. there will be nothing to see.
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