My Favorite Color

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This entry is about my favorite color. It used to be blue when I was much younger. Blue was a boyish color. In my teenage angst, it was black. Everything black.

I always thought I have this thing with purple. But purple is such a queer color!

When I was in secondary school, a girl and I made a secret date at the darkest staircase in school. We planned to feel each other up and probably should hormones insist, fuck the living shit out of one another. As I was spineless as always, I chicken out the last minute. Now whenever I think about that incident, I always think about two other things. One is to slap myself on the face for my cowardice and the other, the color purple.

I guess since that girl, I had subconsciously relate the color to sex. Not just any sex, but unrequited sexual pension.

This morning, I realised that I can be so turned on by the color.

No kidding.

Eleven years from now, when Martians enslaved us by poisoning the Earth with radioactive invasion, thus making us all sterile. I would probably be unleashed in a Colosseum with thousands of martini drinking Martians. I would be fighting the enslaved Neptunians dressed in purple who will fend me from raping them in blind fury and color lust.